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Second Job Interview 2026: Unicorn of a Company and an Emotional Rollercoaster

Mon Jul 13 2026 (E: 2026 Jul 16)

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On the Tuesday following my job application, I got a call from the company while I was driving. Good thing I didn’t crash because I felt as though I had found a unicorn of a company:

I answered some straightforward screening questions then went to their office on Wednesday to do their “programming assessment test”. I met face-to-face my first point of contact: some dude who was not actually HR but the network programmer who sometimes does HR stuff because “the company used to outsource HR but got fed up with recruiters”.

+2 to the number of ways this company was a unicorn.

I found the test was less about programming or anything that the job posting had hinted at and more of a linear algebra pop quiz.

I also had to sign an NDA, which was specifically for the test questions because the company had problems with cheaters. But it was a double-sided piece of paper with legal language, so I should ask for a copy of it sometime.

“Don’t worry about scoring badly. We’ve hired people who’ve only scored 20 on it before!” said Network Programmer.

I asked the dude to grade me, and for the question related to scheduling, I got it entirely correct “like a straight textbook answer”. But for the linear algebra parts, he brought in the graphics programmer to finish grading.

I gave stupid answers on some questions. In most cases, unless I was programming custom graphics on a microcontroller, I can invoke functions like A.cross(B), and a compiler|interpreter would complain if I was doing something wrong related to the definitions. Pleasant surprise was that I still correctly listed uses, and I made a fair attempt at “the question no one ever got right before”.

Graphics Guy: Yes, that is one way you could do that. There is another physics-based approach. But with your answer, the next step would be…1

Graphics Guy told me I scored around 40 pts when the average had been 30 then gave me an interview on the spot. The cool thing about the dude was that he recognized Quake Engine and BSP file formats. If I got into the company, I could probably convince him to a game on Aerowalk2 or Darkzone.3

This visit concluded with them telling me that the next step is the second interview with the CEO, who has the final say on hiring. However, the CEO is out of town and won’t be back until next week.

For the next two weeks I kept thinking of the ways my life could change for the better:

But this Monday, I got a message saying some candidates scored higher on the test, so I won’t be getting that second interview.

So shucks. If anything, the chart from LayerOne gets an update:

Sex of Reviewer Prefers Relevant Exp. foremost Prefers current job foremost Neutral
Male 3 (+2) 0 1
Female 0 2 1

(The sample size is indeed small, but so far has predicted preference.)

The Graphics Guy had a clear expression of disinterest when I attempted to describe my current job in a way that makes sense to computer scientists, at least before my sentence included the word ‘integral’. Literally, his face was the emoticons:

(My sentence includes ‘mass spectrometer’.)

=_=

(Then I say the word ‘integral’.)

o_o!

I do have to wonder if I would have gotten the job before a new applicant scored higher than me had there not been internal delays (return trip, “all hands on deck for an urgent patch”). Or if they refreshed their job posting now as they appeared to have done since February because the current pool of applicants was unsatisfactory. It was still nice that instead of getting ghosted, I was notified of my rejection.

unicorn++;

To make it up to myself, I might have to push out some demo code for LayerOne 2027.

“I didn’t get a C++ programming job, but I did write a sick demo on some middle ground between a Gameboy and a Nintendo DS. OpenGL or Eigen not available.”


  1. to calculate the cross product.↩︎

  2. Aerowalk is the baby duck map of Quake and arena FPS games, like what de_dust2 is to CounterStrike.↩︎

  3. Darkzone is a better designed map.↩︎


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#27 Thu, July 02, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
@tuxmain I think already adapted to not using a search engine.

#26 Thu, July 02, 2026

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tuxmain @tuxmain@toot.aquilenet.fr

@scuti
4. Train booking (at least in France, the official website is shit)
5. University admission
6. Search engines

Or the cynical solution: someone [redacted to protect their privacy] needed time to work on a big unpaid project, and considered running a GenAI OnlyFans porn channel to have some revenue.

#25 Thu, July 02, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
@Zergling_man
1. assets / holdings
2. connections / approval (friends in the government or finance industry)
3. legal team that can shake down debtors that don't pay up, write or enter contracts, help you not trip over a technicality in said contracts
4. money printer
a lot more

#24 Thu, July 02, 2026

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Zergling_man - fedicon 2026 @ C109 @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
@scuti I should seriously look into what the requirements are to open a bank in Australia.

#23 Thu, July 02, 2026

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Zergling_man - fedicon 2026 @ C109 @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
@scuti Translator's note: fedpost

#22 Thu, July 02, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
@Zergling_man Developing a "tool" to solve those problems involves an answer most people don't want to hear.

#21 Thu, July 02, 2026

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Zergling_man - fedicon 2026 @ C109 @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
@scuti Exactly.

#20 Thu, July 02, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
@Zergling_man
Services that suck for no good reason:

1. job search / HR portals
2. tax filing
3. banking
4.
... ✏️

#19 Thu, July 02, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
@kaia I play video games, write programs, blog, and very rarely draw things.
I probably can't *tube anything for (1) disliking TV or watching much video (2) refusing to publish my face.

#18 Thu, July 02, 2026

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Zergling_man - fedicon 2026 @ C109 @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
@scuti Find some service that sucks shit for no good reason, throw together a little tool to do it. Better if it doesn't require you to actually serve regularly.

#17 Thu, July 02, 2026

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kaia @kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com
@scuti what are your hobbies? any marketable skills? can you become a breadtuber?

#16 Thu, July 02, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
What do I do for more money? #poll #askfedi
38%
(try to) get a better job
15%
trade on the stock market (even more)
8%
make indie game and put it on steam
15%
contribute to FOSS projects and collect donations through liberapay
0%
start webcomic series
0%
monetize blog / get cancer
23%
something else

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#15 Thu, July 02, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
Gave them a call.
Wasn't really told anything other than "they're still interviewing" but (guy who answered the phone) will ask about my application.
was starting to think I was getting ghosted.
should've asked which interviewing phase (first or second) they were doing.

#14 Wed, July 01, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
Wonder if I should give them a call later this afternoon or tomorrow.
Had sent them a follow up message on Monday.
By now it's been 2 weeks as in "in 1-2 weeks we'll contact you about a second interview".

#13 Tue, June 30, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
I hate the job application process.
I wish I independently had access to market and could make money on my own terms instead of waiting on someone else's decision or relying on what someone else thinks I can do.
(I have access to the stock market but that's not what I mean.)

#12 Tue, June 23, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
Can't stop thinking about this.
Still have to wait and hear back about a second interview.

#11 Thu, June 18, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
I think I will fumble with defining linear regression too. I will say its for finding a best fitting line for a set of points but mess up on implementing it myself.

#10 Thu, June 18, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
new word I made up:

scutibrained mistake : to get the definition incorrect but correctly identify the uses.

scuti can not correctly implement a cross product function from scratch (without the internet) but remembers what to use a cross product function for from a linear algebra library.

#9 Thu, June 18, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
So with this job application, the "HR person" / initial point of contact who read my cover letter and resume was not actually HR but one of the other programmers.

#8 Wed, June 17, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
I walked into a linear algebra pop quiz (the "programming test") and did "better than the average" according to the graphics programmer that interviewed me.

#7 Wed, June 17, 2026

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Matt the Tall @matt_the_tall@podcastindex.social

@scuti
Best of luck! Sounds like the human touch worked in your favor!

#6 Tue, June 16, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
holy crap got a call from the employer.
have to go to their office tomorrow and do a programming test.

#5 Tue, June 16, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
@tuxmain Considering how saturated the job market is, it might be a luxury. Everytime I apply for a job, I wish I could live off stock market trades or some other means.

#4 Tue, June 16, 2026

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tuxmain @tuxmain@toot.aquilenet.fr

@scuti If I were in this position I would go with the authentic but not conventional message and say "if you want me to say generic meaningless confident bullshit then I don't want to work for or with you" but I fear it may be a luxury. Probably doesn't work if you're talking to HR instead of the real workers directly. For my internship I had interviews with computer scientists so there was no bullshit.

#3 Tue, June 16, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
Sent my human written message.
Get a pop up from job search site advertising the AI feature for writing instant messages to employers.
We're at the point of having AI write 1-2 sentence messages for people.

#2 Tue, June 16, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
Sent draft 1 to AI, it says while it may be authentic, it doesn't sound eager and comfident enough.
It gives me a revised version that sounds robotic and generic.

#1 Tue, June 16, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
Applied for a job again.
Job search site tells me to
"Stand out by sending a quick message to <employer>".
I can either mess this up completely, like the HR takes a slight issue with a choice of words, or have nothing happen to my application.
But I'm trying it anyway.