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Everytime* I Publicly Complained About Using a Smartphone

Jan 10 2026 (E: 2026 Jan 11)

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* on the Fediverse only. See attached notes (#1, #4) in the comments.

Also I’m turning my phone off on the weekends.


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#14 Sun, January 11, 2026

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insert name here @joey
@newt @scuti Hey that's my phone! Don't forget to drop it and crack the screen too.

#13 Sun, January 11, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
@echo @newt Your phone acts like my Matrix client.

#12 Sun, January 11, 2026

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Lego Nute Gunray @echo
@scuti @newt I only use foid software. My phone works fine for about five minutes, then it stops, and it refuses to tell me why.

#11 Sun, January 11, 2026

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pesekcuy @pesekcuy
@newt @scuti ok this is basically my current phone's exact description

#10 Sat, January 10, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
@newt
"use only f-droid software"

this is exactly how I use my phone.

#9 Sat, January 10, 2026

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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt
@scuti make your phone experience deliberately worse. Install some buggy ROM, use only f-droid software, etc. Also, buy a smaller phone with a worse screen. You won't be staring at it for hours this way.

#8 Sat, January 10, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
I want to hang out with my friends today, but I have to text them.

#7 Sat, January 10, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
I long held the power button to turn it off, but apparently doing that opens the Gemini app, except I don't have a Google Account, so all I get is a Sign In screen.
this is the worst update.

#6 Sat, January 10, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
literal brainrot effect. If I have a blank canvas I won't draw anything either.

#5 Sat, January 10, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
my life was 1000x better when I got up after I woke up to play video games. Not spend Saturday morning scrolling on a phone.

#4 Sat, January 10, 2026

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scuti🌱 @scuti
my life is worse with a smartphone.
I can't imagine paying for a smartphone.

#3 Sat, March 29, 2025

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scuti🌱 @scuti
@mischievoustomato Reading text at less than arms length distance gives me eye strain. if it hurts, I lay down and end up napping.

#2 Sat, March 29, 2025

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johnny peligro @mischievoustomato@tsundere.love
@scuti i dont have those at all, and i don't ever oversleep unless i was VERY tired beforehand

#1 Sat, March 29, 2025

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scuti🌱 @scuti
Keeping a phone around is the least healthy thing I have done for myself lately (eye strain, fatigue, oversleeping).